Joey Jordison is the drummer of Slipknot, and the old guitarist for the Murderdolls. He grew up in Des Moines, Iowa at Mercy Hospital. Joey is 5'3 but prefures it to be said 5'4(But we all love Joey no matter how short he is). It was his idea to wear masks on stage. The idea came from Kiss, which is one of his greatest influences. Him and percussionist Shawn Crahan right most of the bands lyrics. Joey Jordison is God.

Famous Quote: "Ross Robinson is Crazy! He once threw a potted plant at me. It went all ove the wall and soil went in my mouth. It was awesome.

Rumors: He is rumored to have an obsession with Fiona Apple. No one really knows how true that is, and are still infestigating.